janeiro 22, 2010

I ain't necessarily so

Top 20 reasons to date a doctor:

1. They have the tool (stethoscope )

2. They can give you the gift of "missing them" because they are always at work.

3. They can give you a free medical consultation (everyone's favourite)

4.You save yourself the embarrassment of going to a doctor with an infection!!

5. They are smart!!

6. They know their anatomy well (know what works and where)

7. They are wild party people in the weekends

8 . "Let's play doctor!"

9. They are well trained to listen.

10. They know how you feel, or at least pretend to!!

11 They always have a strange new story to tell.

12 They offer you a tissue when you feel like crying (it is a reflex).

13 They can stay up all night if you want them to.

14 They can guide you in the gym.

15 Money! (They work long hours for it)

16 Free medical samples!

17 They are unshockable

18 They know what you want to hear and say it!!

19 They always dress nice

20 They are trained in breaking bad news in a nice way

2 comentários:

mir disse...

Indago-me acerca do que quererá dizer o facto de se requerer uma lista como esta.. (ainda assim, kudos para o ponto 16!! :P)

esquizoide disse...

enviaram.me e eu publiquei... n é preciso analisar exaustivamente tudo, pq nem tudo tem motivos implícitos, obcuros ou inalcançáveis. A grande maioria das vezes é porque sim.